the-gatsby-syndrome:

Wonder Woman: No, no dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One, dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two, you’re a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I’m a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.

This is my love life. Exactly how it is.

redscharlach:

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

I’m sheepishly sweetly in love with you

I’m sheepishly sweetly in love with you

Octopus Valentine <3

Octopus Valentine <3

Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day! 

Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day! 

Howl&#8217;s Moving Castle

Howl’s Moving Castle

ordinarywonder:

Yeah. I flirted with
your boyfriend,
husband,
love interest,
crush.

I sent him the naked photos,
video, and a pair of my panties;
he asked.

We had email sex,
then phone,
then live video
feed. He jerked off
with me. Then we
met in the flesh.

This will hurt,
but I want to hurt
your…