the-gatsby-syndrome:

Wonder Woman: No, no dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.
Batman: One, dating within the team always leads to disaster. Two, you’re a princess from a society of immortal warriors, I’m a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.

This is my love life. Exactly how it is.

☆

redscharlach:

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch: A Visual Examination.

All otters are from The Daily Otter, for all your ottery Tumblr needs!

I’m sheepishly sweetly in love with you

Octopus Valentine <3

Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day! 

Howl’s Moving Castle

ordinarywonder:

Yeah. I flirted with
your boyfriend,
husband,
love interest,
crush.

I sent him the naked photos,
video, and a pair of my panties;
he asked.

We had email sex,
then phone,
then live video
feed. He jerked off
with me. Then we
met in the flesh.

This will hurt,
but I want to hurt
your…